" physical education "

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1: A subject that is forced upon students in schools that causes misery and pain to those who do not like sport and would prefer not to participate.

  * e.g.,  ... No PE today - RESULT 

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1: 

  * e.g.,  ... I was picked last for my team in Physical Education class today because I am not athletic, and generally unliked by my peers. 

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2:  a. Mandatory in the United States for completion of a twelve year education.

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3:  b. Often the earliest known and continuous event in one's childhood that establishes the general level of both athleticism and popularity of one's self.

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4:  DODGEBALL:

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5:  a. Survival of the fittest.

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6:  b. The weak and slow are the first to go.

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7: 

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8:  a. TEAM SELECTION: Test of popularity.

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9:  b. Best liked and most athletic are picked first.

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10:  c. No one wants to be last.

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11:  FAILURE TO PASS CLASS:

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12:  a. Direct cause of not dressing in gymnasium uniform

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13:  b. Caused by complete and total lack of activity.

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14:  c. Identifies the total LOSERS that could have otherwise passed off as normal human beings.

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15:  Only fun if your friends are there.

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16: SYNONYMS include:

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17:  HELL

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18:  AWESOME

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19:  THE WORST PART OF MY DAY

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20:  FUN

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21:  BORING

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22:  EASY

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23:  COMPLETE HELL

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24:  STINKY

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25:  NOT TO BE MISSED

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1: A subject that everyone must pass to show that you can do things that are completely irrelevant to exercise.

  * e.g.,  ... Boss: All you need to do is say 1+1 and you can do this job easily, no exercise involved. 

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1: (also called PE) a form of child abuse that consists of kids that are forced to participate in sports that they would rather not do. The people that enjoy this are the dumb ass jocks who think that PE is the most important thing and enjoy tormenting people that aren't athletic. For people that do not like PE, it can create stress and make them unpopular. I believe that physical education is wrong and should be taken out of schools NOW!

  * e.g.,  ... Physical education IS a form of child abuse. Join CEPEIS now! (Crusade to End Physical Education In Schools Now) 

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1: A sexual position in which the girl does a handstand and her back is supported by a row of lockers. The guy gets on top of the lockers and proceeds to fuck her in a downwards motion. Extremely difficult to execute, but the bragging rights are enormous if you can do it.

  * e.g.,  ... Ali did some mad physical education after school with Matt. Her arms weren't the only things that were sore the next day. 

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1: Class that the government forces on everybody so you don't get fat. It is basically a legal way for the school to abuse students by forcing them to do excercises, wear really crappy clothes and play sports and get hit in the head with the balls that the sports are played with. The gym teachers are usually overhyped bullies and just plain mean.

  * e.g.,  ... "ALRIGHT LETS STRECH" 

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2: Adaptive PE is the class that they put the disabled kids in wheelchairs (Some can't see or hear) and force them to play sports. If you are in the adaptive PE class and are not disabled in any way other then ADD or mild autism, you will get talked down on by both the teacher and the student helpers. In adapted PE, the teacher really hates you and wishes she or he could smack your face in but forces themselfs to act all nice and calm.

  * e.g.,  ... "DROP & GIVE ME 100 PUSH UPS LETS GO WOO!!!" 

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3: Someone needs to ban PE for good for the health of students. There are more injuries in PE class then any other class in a school.

  * e.g.,  ... "QUAD STRETCH" 

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1: a subject the government forces kids to do in order to 'keep fit.'

  * e.g.,  ... wow, i be da loves of da P.E doesn't u, yo, init 

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2: when in reality, it is just an excuse to hire stupid people who couldn't make it as a refuse collector, to teach.

  * e.g.,  ... *smack* 

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3: This should be demoted to an extra curricular activity as it is an excuse for all the dumb people (who think fitness is everything and will get them a job) to enjoy themselves. If they want to do it, do it after school, or let me take a big axe into the lesson so it can become more fun.

  * e.g.,  ... ow man why you be hittin' me init 

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1: A class in which the more physically mature and naturally athletic students quickly become teachers pets and earn automatic A's. It also strips fat kids of any rights, such as being picked first or having the chance to get an A.

  * e.g.,  ... Physical Education sucked today because of how fat and slow I am. 

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1: A class where you see perky people who can't do drills or exercises right or faster that keeps the other people in the back from getting their turn who waits and waits and finally gets to the front and hears, "Okay! Next exercise!".

  * e.g.,  ... There is no example for this word called Physical Education. 

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2: A class where easygoing people reunites and spend time to do what they call "sports" and does learn nothing.

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3: Shortly called PE, people usually takes Physical Education over the summer to empty one of their electives to take what they want.

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4: In today's life, Physical Education is known as one of the useless class that actually requires people to take it in order to graduate. Isn't it amazing?

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1: It's mandatory in Illinois schools, unless you..

  * e.g.,  ... Illinois, even though it's the only state that mandates Physical Education, allows students to opt out via medical disability, Health or Driver's Ed elective, and/or religious reasons. 

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2:  have some medical issue;

  * e.g.,  ...  "Here's a note from the school nurse." 

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3:  are taking something like Health or Driver's Ed;

  * e.g.,  ... 1-a. "I can't go swimming. I'm on my period, and I can't wear a tampon." 

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4:  are on a sports team (e.g. high school wrestling, etc.); and/or

  * e.g.,  ...  "Sorry, I'm taking Driver's Ed. Us Illinoisans can't drive so well unless we sit in a classroom." 

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5:  observe a religion that won't let you participate for some reason (Christian Scientists b/c of the "body is just a shell", Muslim girls b/c of the PE outfits)

  * e.g.,  ...  "Why would I want to repeat wrestling practice?"